Help! I’m Falling for the Vampire Next Door by Celine Chatillon

Posted September 11, 2011 by Lucy D in Book Reviews / 0 Comments

Help! I'm Falling For The Vampire Next Door (Paranormal Lovers of St. Louis Series, Book 1)

Valentine Drakul longs for a mate, someone to share eternity with who will not be totally grossed out living on a diet of steak tartar. Could the sexy girl living upstairs fulfill his every fantasy? Melynda Kerpanik got the heck out of Dodge, Kansas, and ended up in St. Louis working for her cousin as an interior decorator. But will her career plans take a backseat to her curiosity about things that “go bump in the night”? A deadly foe ensnares Mel in his evil plot to rid the world of Kindred race. Can Val save the mortal woman he loves without transforming her into the eternally lonely being he has become?

Do not read this book!!!!

Just so you do not think I just drool over every vampire book out there, please know that this is the worst story I have ever read IN MY LIFE!! I literally threw the book away when I was finished reading it since there was no way I was going to give it to anyone else to read or even donate it to the library.

The story was horrible! The characters were horrible! The storyline was just a way to get you from sex scene to sex scene AND THEY WERE NOT EVEN GOOD SEX SCENES!!! So, all in all, if you are in the mood for something a little more erotic, then you would be much better off visiting an adult website like where you can enjoy as many high-quality sex scenes as you like.

If anyone ever hands this book to you, I suggest you slap them!!

Rating: 0 stars!!

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